January 2011
Anonymous asked: I'll tell you my only non-insulting joke:
An old lady calls up her doctor and asks him where her heart is, the doctor a bit confused tells her it's right under her left breast. 5 minutes later she calls him back and says, "I shot my knee cap."
An old lady calls up her doctor and asks him where her heart is, the doctor a bit confused tells her it's right under her left breast. 5 minutes later she calls him back and says, "I shot my knee cap."
Anonymous asked: I'll tell you my only non-insulting joke:
An old lady calls up her doctor and asks him where her heart is, the doctor a bit confused tells her it's right under her left breast. 5 minutes later she calls him back and says, "I shot my knee cap."
An old lady calls up her doctor and asks him where her heart is, the doctor a bit confused tells her it's right under her left breast. 5 minutes later she calls him back and says, "I shot my knee cap."
Shower time!!!!!
gotta be fresh and clean for 2011 !
2010
You made me the happiest person on this planet,
but then completely destroyed me.
All in the same year.
Go anonymous. Go to my ask box and leave me...
followthisdream-deactivated2011 asked: I fuckin love your blog and ur beautiful:)
Keep doin ur thing.
Hope to get to know you and ur tumblr more :)
Keep doin ur thing.
Hope to get to know you and ur tumblr more :)
followthisdream-deactivated2011 asked: I fuckin love your blog and ur beautiful:)
Keep doin ur thing.
Hope to get to know you and ur tumblr more :)
Keep doin ur thing.
Hope to get to know you and ur tumblr more :)
December 2010
6 Things you wish you'd never done
1) Calling you a gap toothed bitch
2) Laughing at you that one time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles
3) Asking you why you were white
4) Making out with a hotdog
5) Wearing sweatpants on Monday
6) Making out with my first cousin
..no but seriously. I don’t regret anything I’ve ever done. Every mistake is a lesson without having those experiences I wouldn’t be who...
New theme! What do you guys think?
When guys have that sleepy voice.
-br0core:
beforeiloveandleaveyou asked: "May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope you read some fine books and kiss someone who thinks you're wonderful, and don't forget to make some art -- write or draw or build or sing or live as only you can. And I hope, somewhere in the next year, you surprise yourself."
— Neil Gaiman
I wish you & your family...
— Neil Gaiman
I wish you & your family...
beforeiloveandleaveyou asked: "May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope you read some fine books and kiss someone who thinks you're wonderful, and don't forget to make some art -- write or draw or build or sing or live as only you can. And I hope, somewhere in the next year, you surprise yourself."
— Neil Gaiman
I wish you & your family...
— Neil Gaiman
I wish you & your family...
that one time when i gave him road head when we...
